Well Jump Studios said no.
Most folks don’t want to hire you over forty or maybe it was
the three days and the 95 percent effort.
Or maybe it was because I wrote the script Johnny Carson
style.
Here are two of the three pages.
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FADE
IN:
INT.
FULL SHOT OF THE GOOGLE NEXUS SIX PHONE -- MORNING
TV
HOST
Dropped
to earth by aliens in the year 1976, it was discovered by the founder of Google
on June 1, 1976.
FULL
SHOT OF THE NEXUS PHONE DROPPING TO EARTH IT HITS A GLOBE BOUNCES OFF AND LANDS
IN THE WATER. -- CONTINUOUS
CAPTION
JUNE 1, 1976
FULL
SHOT OF THE PHONE IN A BAG OF RICE, THE TV HOST SHAKES THE BAG -- CONTINUOUS
EXT.
SHOT OF THE GOOGLE EMBLEM CHASING AN APPLE -- CONTINUOUS
TV
HOST
We
get confused sometimes, it was supposed to be a shot of the I-phone 6 S, but
that was last week.
The
TV Host walks stage right and takes out a laser gun.
TV
HOST
The
Nexus 6 phone can withstand anything even being left in your Lexus GS. Just don't leave it in the car for over four
hours on a hot day.
The
TV Host reaches into any car; FULL SHOT of the phone, then close up on THE
HOST'S hand as it touches the Aluminum case phone.
TV
HOST
All,
shit they forgot to put it in a Mars’ metal case too, but I hear it comes in
this detesting aluminum case and two other colors, no purple though.
TV
Host drops the phone and kicks it into a puddle of water.
FULL
SHOT OF THE PHONE IN ZIPLOCK BAG OF RICE AGAIN -- CONTINUOUS
TV
HOST
This
motherfucker is durable try this shit with any I phone six, seven or eight.
FULL
SHOT OF SEVERAL OLD IPHONE'S BEING TOSSED INTO AN EMPTY BUCKET TO THE SOUND OF
WATER. -- CONTINUOUS
TV
HOST
You
can also play games on the Google Nexus 6, more interesting, though. It takes great photos you can put on snap
chat. But just don't take my word for
it. What do you think Chet?
P.O.V.
OF CHET TAKING HIS PICTURE WITH A SELFIE STICK.
-- CONTINUOUS
CHET
I
don't judge a phone by its pixels. But
its ability to get work done.
If you like my screenwriting, you might like my novel
Siolam.
Or any of this.
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