Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Speaking of comedy.  Eddy Murphy recently won the Mark Twain award.
His acceptance speech is funny.  I am glad he won a reward for something.  He has made several comments about his lack of Oscar(tm) nominations.  This years 2016 Oscar host is  Chris Rock, next year after that should be Eddie Murphy.
As you will note from the last post comedy is hard.
My first screenplay was a comedy.  Excerpts are in my book
Character Within the Screenplay.
Or any of this.



BILLIE
Marcella speak English I am not up to on all that shit.

MARCELLA
He had a food fetish.

BILLIE
He, I thought I told you to give up that I thought we were the thang.

Marcella rolls her eyes.

BILLIE
I take it he doesn't like fast food, girlfriend this don't smell like I would use on anything even if involved sex.  When did this happen?

MARCELLA
Last night, that's why I'm here so Trini a bleached black blond  is talking on the phone and cash from a long legged red head.

TRINI
Get the phone Billie. It's from Detroit.

BILLIE
Transfer it.

Billie reaches into his smock and grabs a cellphone.

BILLIE
Hello this is Billie.

Marcella reaches over and starts talking to a regular

MARCELLA
Yeah girlfriend, it was worth it he gave this smell for one k.

CUSTOMER
Where do you work?

MARCELLA
Onyx's Escort Service,(beat)

Marcella looks up at Billie.

MARCELLA
But I quit last week,(beat)still last I couldn't refuse.

CUSTOMER
So you did something with him.

MARCELLA
No sex, just hair, nothing else. He me up at Page One down in South Billie turns away from Marcella and the other customers to a semi-private phone conversation.

INTERIOR SPLIT SCREEN

AUNT BEV
Hey William ain't talked to you since Mama's funeral.

BILLIE
I'm sorry I don't recognize the voice. is this?

AUNT BEV

You don't, boy Detroit, ain't far  from  Don't let me fly there and whip your ass. You still remember Big Bertha 't you?

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